January 2008
My Sobriety Beard Sucks
Today marks the 31st and final day of my month of sobriety. The month has been neither rewarding nor fulfilling. I feel older than I ever have before, and am nervous that the other interesting me may take weeks to fully blossom again. It has been a depressing, joyless month, but nothing has panged my heart more than the fact that after 26 years of life (at least five of which must have been...
A Utah retailer of family-friendly tapes and DVDs... →
We all saw this in the Times already, right?
elainecorden: David Carr says some people who hate Juno are, ahem, rockists. Idolator corrects him. Ladies and gentlemen, The New York Times. Your international paper/blog of record. Also, can we all agree to stop saying “McMansion?” Thanxxx! Continuing with the neverending “howthefuckdidJunoevergetnominatedforanOscar” thing that is sure to continue until Juno...
Happiness
Rudy Giuliani is done. The piece of shit, 9/11 comparing to AIDSing sorry excuse for a New Yorker has dropped out of the race for the Republican nomination. It is a glorious day…
Sadness
John Edwards is done. My horse, my kingmaker, my fighting son of a mill worker has dropped out of the race for the Democratic nomination. It is a sad day…
Psychological Gang Bang of Hillary is Proof We... →
This is the kind of nonsense that makes me want to jump out of fucking windows.
The Word "Haunt"
I don’t mind if you’re using this word in it’s traditional, spooky sense, but if you use it to describe your hang out spot, or a place you regularly like to spend a lot of time, kill yourself. Example
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Watchitsthereal: The Real supports recycling.
“If There Will Be Blood and No Country for Old Men split the smart-person vote,...”
– Mark Asch
My Life, My Visa
I just got a credit card for the first time at the beginning of December. I just got my second bill, and it’s for just under $2,500.00. I saw that and I nearly flipped! “That’s almost as much as I make in a month,” I thought. “I’m fucked!” But wait. The proverbial joke, it turns out, was on the proverbial me. While my bill may be kind of big, I only have...
Southern racists adopt "Canadian" as a euphemism... →
— cameronr the famous individual
Sunday Confusion
I’ve been trying to make sense of The New York Times’s endorsement of Hillary Clinon ever since they announced it on Friday. While they wrote “The Times’s editorial board strongly recommends that they select Hillary Clinton as their nominee for the 2008 presidential election,” hardly any of their editorials ever seem to echo that same sentiment. Take today, for example....
John Edwards as Kingmaker →
Edwards has been my horse from the get go. Even though he basically has no shot at the nomination at this point, here’s some very realistic silver lining.
Actor's death means job losses for Vancouver film... →
I love how whenever something happens that has absolutely nothing to do with Vancouver or Canada, the media here will always find some way to bring it home. Today we have the recent death of an actor (extra points if you can figure out who it is before clicking the link!) and how this Australian’s New York death (shit, gave it away) will have a huge ripple effect, and probably put like fifty...
Pee Probs
I hate it when I go pee and finish peeing and walk away from the urinal, and then a bunch more pee falls out into my pants all unexpected and late, and then I have to sit here like I just peed my pants when it isn’t really my fault.
Pope calls on media to adopt "info-ethics" →
Juno Sucks - let me tell you why! →
— amilniazi
The Heath Ledger Scientology Suicide Connection
So that weird Google translation burp earlier today got me thinking that maybe there is a secret connection between Heath Ledger and the Church of Scientology. Somethign just didn’t seem right. Seemed innocent enough at first, but wow, I am so far down the rabbit hole now that you could basically write The DaVinci Code: Part II with the puzzle pieces I’ve put together. Here are the...
Do This Fast →
No idea how long this will last, but type “heath ledger is dead” into the box and translate from Spanish to English. Spoooooky!
More Phil
lomiecoleman: those are your actual glasses right
me: yeah
lomiecoleman: do you think that dr phil had sex with britney y or n
me: n
lomiecoleman: are you scared of going bald
me: i have pretty good bald genes i think. if i didnt think that, i would be scared. yes
lomiecoleman: i would be scared
Health Tonight
I’m skeptical of almost anything that comes from LA. That’s probably because I don’t understand the city at all, which I’m proud of. Tonight Brynna and I are going to see this band from LA called Health (Brynna’s Health interview was rad). I saw them when they played Vancouver two years ago and wasn’t that impressed. The music was great and everything, but holy...
Elaine, take note
me: i think what your'e thinking of might have been on facebook
davidaplook: oh? maybe i dunno, i am getting lost in a pool of social networking
me: totally
davidaplook: elaine has till friday to start following me, or i am gonna cut her loose!!
“Morgan (4:49:20 p.m.): one thing i like about pop gossip is that it is...”
– From a New York Times Article that was basically just an IM chat between Gawker’s Nick Denton and his employee for a day, Richard Morgan. Way to be soooo fucking wrong, Richard!
