March 2008
Vancouver Tourism
We just finished up Tourism Week on Only. It was super fun, mostly because we all got a chance to shit on Vancouver, which is what we all do best. If, for some weird reason, you read Chuckmore but not Only, get reading. Shit on Car by David Look The Ocean by Alan Hindle Storyeum by Brynna Childs Steam Town by Logan Sturrock Hell by Me The San Francisco Treat by Lili Yacub Vansterdam by Me
February 2008
Date a Cougar →
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If Obama wins Ohio, or even comes within five points in Ohio, this lady is going to look pretty off.
“I believe that the candidate who recognizes that the party is over — and begins...”
– Bloomberg
You Know the Company You Work For is in Financial...
you get sent an email suggesting that everybody use less paper cups, and print on both sides of the page if possible. Wow.
“My hairdresser described my hair as “adorablog” today- Diablospeak...”
– Brynna
All anyone’s going to be talking about tomorrow is Keri Russell’s arm boom crease.
Watchblack-maria: SOOOO GOOD. I drink Your Milkshake skit from SNL.
Watch(via goldenfiddle)
If for some reason you’ve bought into the “all talk and no action” crap that Hillary has been spouting, here is Obama’s senatorial record.
Facebook Fowl, Part Two
My friend Ryan, God bless him, just took the inappropriate status updates to a whole new planet with this: Ryan is not paying heed to his doctors b/c they’re a bunch of contemptible Victorians! He’d rather do his Tonglin breathing and practice forms of natty pain relief. I think he means he’s gonna get high, which makes me want him even more.
WatchAlthough this goes against all things I hold dear, I think it’s adorable how much fun Bush has been having in Africa.
My So-Called Life →
Well, I’ve officially changed my mind.
Bay Buchannan is on CNN right now and she is PISSED about this story.
This is Despicable →
Hillary has started this website called Delegate Hub in an effort to… well, the point of the whole thing is a little murky. The supposed aim is to inform the public on the real facts about delegates, and to make the case for superdelegates to vote in her favor. The “facts”, however, are kind of funny. Here’s one: FACT: Florida and Michigan should count They forgot to...
Poll Released Today →
From the article: In a head-to-head matchup, Obama beat McCain 47 percent to 40 percent. He led McCain among independents, in all age groups except those above 70, and in all regions but the South. McCain beat Clinton 50 percent to 38 percent in a head-to-head matchup. The Arizona senator led Clinton in all regions of the country, among independents and in all age groups. What else do you need????...
I’ve been going through a huge Ike &...
I Love Her Sometimes →
WatchYes!
Superdelegate Watch →
This is amazing! A website that breaks down every superdelegate, which candidate they are commited to, and whether or not their position is in sync with their constituents. Found at NYT
Hillary Swipes at Chelsea's Profession →
From the article: ABC News’ Jennifer Parker and Eloise Harper Report: Sen. Hillary Clinton took a swipe at her daughter’s profession today at an economic roundtable discussion at a restaurant in Parma, Ohio, suggesting wealthy investment bankers and hedge fund managers on Wall Street aren’t doing real ‘work.’ The former first lady’s daughter, Chelsea Clinton,...
Former Clinton Speechwriter Weighs In On... →
I didn’t even want to weigh in on this annoying jab by the Clinton campaign, and here’s an arcticle explaining exactlyl why. Fuck negative politics.
“The people’s will is what’s going to prevail at the convention and not people...”
– -Charlie Rangel, formerly a Clinton Super Delegate From the article: Meanwhile, Clinton shows no signs of letting up. She’s been calling on superdelegates to make their own decisions about whether to support her or Obama. She says they should “exercise independent judgment” and should not just...
Democrats in Dead Heat in Texas →
Right now polls show the race in Texas to be virtually tied. That’s incredible news for Obama. If the past month or so has told us anything, it’s that the more people see him the more they like him, and the more they see Hillary the less they give a fuck about her. Put a lid on this shit.
“Obama is all talk” is all talk →
cameronr: mills: topherchris: Which candidate’s website has more specifics about their stance on the issues? Remember a few years ago when the defeated Democrats began complaining that the only reason the Republicans won so often was because they’d mastered the art of “framing,” of defining the language and structure of any debate so that it favored them? The Clintons do! They’ve been working...
John McCain: Panderer
There is a popular sentiment being echoed right now that of all the candidates in the race, John McCain is the most honest. It was in some NYT op-ed or something a while ago (found it). In the article, David Brooks waxes for a while about how “…there’s really only one great man running for president this year, and that’s McCain.” So “great” is the key-word, not necessarily...
Raekwon Knows How To Romance →
“I’m the type of dude who may be in a helicopter over the city having sex.”
CNN: Huh?
Browsing the comments on CNN, I found this incredibly informed opinion: Hillary needs to stop being so nice and bring out the bad stuff on obama like refusing to be sworn in on the holy bible to the Illionse senate whata kind of american is that instead he wanted to be swore in on the koran we all no what that is remember 911 that was the muslim bible.