August 2008
You=Fucktard →
skeetonmischa: I’m not sure where this is going to go, but it’s going to be interesting either way.
chuckmore: I’ve been waiting for something like this to happen. It’s like baugher, but multiplied by everyone, which equals awesome!
July 2008
WatchBig Boi ft. Mary J Blige - Something’s Gotta Give
I can’t believe it took so long for a song like this to be released. The quantity/quality of music reacting to the shitty times America is going through has been very lacking, and almost all of it can be traced to the Black Eyed Peas, which is pathetic, and doesn’t really count. You look at America through the ages, and you...
Avalanches Putting Finishing Touches on Second LP →
Since these guys are responsible for one of my absolute favorite albums of the early ’00s, this is really exciting news.
Greyhound horror: sleeping passenger stabbed and... →
ihavegoodtaste:
(via sabine)
Oh man. THIS is my worst nightmare.
Wow this just replaced kidney stones and glass in my eye as my new biggest fear.
Johnny Depp to Play the Riddler? →
I can’t decide if this (rumor) is good news or bad news. Of course everyone loves Johnny, but after those pirate movies and his Willy Wonka rim job, I’ve soured to him. He seems a bit, Idunno, overexposed or something. This is even more questionable (unsubstantiated) news:
…execs want Philip Seymour Hoffman to play the Penguin.
Now that’s just unnecessary. Do either of...
If Obama is the new Paris/Britney, what can we...
Photos will surface of him teaching Malia how to French inhale a Newport by summer’s end.
His first fragrance, Lucidity, will smell like a cheaper version of Cool Water, but the target audience totally won’t know the difference.
Michelle, tired of living in the shadow of her more talented, somewhat more attractive husband, will release her first single — in Arabic — to vie for...
Ludacris rapping for change →
I’m back on it like I just signed my record deal yeah the best is here, the Bentley Coup paint is dripping wet, it got sex appeal never should have hated you never should’ve doubted him with a slot in the president’s iPod Obama shattered ‘em Said I handled his biz and I’m one of his favorite rappers Well give Luda a special pardon if I’m ever in the...
McCain Memo: 'Respectful Campaign' →
This memo that McCain sent out back in March is pure comedy, and is worth a second read now that it is such obvious bullshit.
John McCain is now the presumptive nominee of the Republican Party. It is critical, as we prepare to face off with whomever the Democrats select as their nominee, that we all follow John’s lead and run a respectful campaign focused on the issues and values that are...
The NYPD is having a REALLY bad week →
I don’t know what the baton that cop is hitting hitting the guy with is made out of, but unless it’s a hollow piece of styrofoam, ouch.
The Christian encyclopedia on the "negroid" →
toomuchawesome:
The Negro is known to have a broad, flat nose, as wide as a gorilla, thick protruding lips, tightly coiled “nappy” hair and exceptionally dark colored skin. In experiments in which Black children have been left to themselves with White and Black dolls, it has been found that most of them would rather play with White dolls. This is true all over the world, even in such places as...
So, full disclosure: I haven’t eaten a single thing in ten days. For no reason at all, I decided that the master cleanse was something that I wanted to do this summer, so I did it. If you’re not familiar, that means all I’ve ingested for the past ten days has been a surprisingly decent tasting mixture of fresh lemon juice, maple syrup, cayenne pepper and water. Every day is...
Watchsexartandpolitics: “The Republican National Committee (RNC) today announced a new Web video, titled “Obama TV Ad In Berlin.” In the aftermath of Obama’s European campaign swing, the Web video provides a parody of what an Obama TV ad in Berlin, Germany might look like, with video commentary from Obama’s international fan base.”
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
via Ben Smith
chuckmore: Wow! The GOP and the...
Jesus. I’m a Democrat and all, but honestly, Democrats, buy yourselves some balls. Please! You have lower approval ratings than Bush for a reason, and its because whenever important issues that the people who voted for you guys care about come up, you always fucking cave!
“Sen. Barack Obama has grown up with the teaching of very angry, militant white...”
– Jon Voight, who I have always, always hated.
Rick "William Leonard Roberts" Ross, and his... →
BarackBook →
Oh my God this is so clever!
“Barack Obama is now friends with Antoin “Tony” Rezko”
“Barack Obama is now friends with William Ayers”
Hahahahaha! Get it? I totally thought I was on the actual Facebook for a second! I was all “WTF?” Hahahahahaha! Oh man. So funny. The GOP wins the internet!
Warner's Dark Night Anti-Piracy Strategy →
Warner Bros. executives said the extra vigilance paid off, helping to prevent camcorded copies of the reported $180-million film from reaching Internet file-sharing sites for about 38 hours.
The intricate sneakiness that was involved in keeping copies from leaking was taken to unprecedented levels — they devised a strategy for over six months — and all it bought them was a day and a half....
America is Waiting
alexbalk:
How come no one informed me of this? Anyway, here’s what unbridled joy looks like when it comes from Alex Balk, so pay close attention; you’re not likely to see it again for quite some time.
First good news of the day alert! (Not that this guy is happy, but that the other guys are making a record.)
The true story of Jasmine Plummer who, at the age... →
Rated PG.
Starring Ice Cube.
Directed by Fred Durst.
“Nuclear weapons are SO twentieth century.”
– Ahmadinejad
Must Watch: Oliver Stone's W. Teaser Trailer «... →
fek:
skeetonmischa:
via Goldenfiddle
Oh, wow. Just….wow.
This is unprecedented.
I just thought about that What the Bleep Do We Know? movie for a second and almost punched through a fucking wall.
Yesterday I was working outside, tending to my freshly planted herb garden, when I saw a crazy looking bug I’d never seen before. There were a bunch of these little things, that looked like hummingbirds crossed with bees, but with lobster tails, and they were flying around some flowers, doing whatever it is bugs do. Now, in the pre internet era I would have absolutely no clue how to go about...
startmeup:
rach:
MJ- Wanna Be Startin...
