And breeeeeeeak.
“ The Canadian-born Bieber never plans on becoming an American citizen. “You guys are evil,” he says with a laugh. “Canada’s the best country in the world. We go to the doctor and we don’t need to worry about paying him, but here, your whole life, you’re broke because of medical bills. My bodyguard’s baby was premature, and now he has to pay for it. In Canada, if your baby’s premature, he stays in the hospital as long as he needs to, and then you go home.
Justin Bieber, on why he’ll never become an American citizen (via apsies)
(via apsies)
If you’re as disgusted with this individual’s obvious relationship with the worst of corporate America as I am, Anthony Weiner has a thing you should put your name on.
Cool Opinion, Israel
One comment by Aviad Pohoryles in the daily Maariv was entitled “A Bullet in the Back from Uncle Sam.” It accused Obama and his Secretary of State Hillary Clinton of pursuing a naive, smug, and insular diplomacy heedless of the risks.
Who is advising them, he asked, “to fuel the mob raging in the streets of Egypt and to demand the head of the person who five minutes ago was the bold ally of the president … an almost lone voice of sanity in a Middle East?”
“The politically correct diplomacy of American presidents throughout the generations … is painfully naive.”
Obama on Sunday called for an “orderly transition” to democracy in Egypt, stopping short of calling on Mubarak to step down, but signaling that his days may be numbered.
“AMERICA HAS LOST IT”
Here is Glenn Beck — in particularly rare manic, Barnumesque form — explaining the situation in Egypt to his brigade of frothing dolts, complete with the requisite chalkboard diagrams explaining exactly how Bill Ayers, the Weather Underground, the liberal media and, naturally, Barack Obama are working in cahoots to orchestrate the whole thing — a diabolical plot culminating with radical Muslims ruling the word. The “coming insurrection” is in full swing and their dastardly world domination plot is taking shape! Anyone who can make it through the whole thing without impaling their genitals repeatedly with a rusty corkscrew will be rewarded with a freshly baked oatmeal raisin/chocolate chip cookie. With sprinkles. And a hug, because you will need it.
Bottom line: BUY GOLD!
This is worse than Human Centipede.
This is James Franco cutting his own arm off multiplied by infinity.
You will never make it all the way through.
THIS WEEK. WEDNESDAY. THE 2nd. THIS IS HAPPENING!!
PUBLIC ASSEMBLY. EPIC WINTER DANCE PARTY!!!
FREE WITH RSVP!!!!
WE’RE PLAYING FUN MUSIC ALL NIGHT LONG!!!!!
New York the weather is going to suuuuuuck on Wednesday. So basically, awesome.
Come support us. Come meet me? Come say hi! Come out and dance!
(Source: chuckmore)
Chuck’s new girlfriend is weird.
After almost three decades Nyiri finally figured out how to write a decent joke.
