So, no, I’m not just sitting around watching soft-core Brazilian butt exercise porn for no reason. The chick in this video is Andressa Soares, aka Watermelon Woman. I watched a thing on VBS about her today and apparently she’s super famous all over Brazil for her callipygian qualities and having the most perfectly Brazilian body ever. Or that’s what she says… She was in Brazilian Playboy.

Anyways, she has a weird fan base. Like, who loves big butts in America? Black dudes. Obviously. But who loves big butts in Brazil? Skip to the one-minute mark in this video (or don’t, if you like big butts) for some strange shit.