Ladies? Ladies. What’s going on here. If any of you know, please, speak up, because this situation continues to be confusing. It was confusing then, it’s confusing now. Sure, Mr. Jones was a song. I didn’t really care about it, but it was a song, and I guess some things endure. But what the fuck. If Paula Cole was banging Shia LaBoeuf or whatever we’d all be scratching our heads, right? Maybe because this mystery has existed for so long it just isn’t mysterious anymore and society has become desensitized to its weirdness? Ladies?