Is it fair to assume that the average living 2009 man has seen more dicks than any other average man through the history of mankind?

I mean, after the invention of pants and maybe excluding Roman times, it seems to me that dudes see lots of dicks these days. Not IRL dicks, but porno dicks. Seems fair to assume, right? On average? Because some guys back in the ’80s probably had staggering VHS porn collections, and some guys now probably lie and say they don’t watch porn. But even if the average man right now watches the same amount of porn as the average ’80s man watched (which I doubt due to the freeness of the porn these days and the portability of the things you can watch it on) he’s probably watching a greater variety of porn — lots of different porns — which equals lots of different dicks.

Why I’m wondering, I guess, is that I re-watched Barry Lyndon the other day, which is my new favorite Kubrick film, and I had been listening to Hot97 a bit earlier in the day, and they play commercials for pills to make your dick bigger like every other minute, and so at the beginning of the movie I started wondering how big Edmond Barry’s dang was. Just… wondering.

And then I started wondering how, back then, you would even know. Like how would you personally know if you had a crazy dick or not? Because aside from the odd orgy and maybe if you stole another guy’s pants one time… did they even have locker rooms back then? For after riding horses? Like seriously, how many dicks do you think Edmond Barry saw in his life, not counting his son’s? Five? Ten? Hard to know, but I can pretty confidently say I’ve seen more.

Maybe back then you just assumed everyone had the same size dick? That was probably a decent state of mind to be in. It’s not like they’re advertising big dick pills on the radio for fun. Men in 2009 are stressed about it, maybe because they’ve seen too many dicks.