My Life, My Visa

I just got a credit card for the first time at the beginning of December. I just got my second bill, and it’s for just under $2,500.00. I saw that and I nearly flipped! “That’s almost as much as I make in a month,” I thought. “I’m fucked!” But wait. The proverbial joke, it turns out, was on the proverbial me. While my bill may be kind of big, I only have to pay $73 of it right now! Crazy! Who knew? Well, probably everyone more responsible than me who had a Visa since they were 20, but still. Why can’t everything in life be as cheap as Visa?? For example, I bought $100 worth of groceries yesterday. If SuperValue was a Visa, that would have cost like five bucks! Shit, I want a new pair of shoes. And with the change in my pocket, they can be mine. Oh by the way, my Visa number is 8436 6643 9797 4552. It expires in November, 2011 and the number thing on the back is 482. Feel free to buy a new TV or whatever, on me.