Hey, this is a pretty interesting, science-fictiony sort of idea: a Republican party that is pro-choice because true Conservatism is all about FREEDOM and dictating what a women does with her own body is totally not freedom. I really think this movement has a fighting chance because it makes a lot of sense, and ‘makes a lot of sense’ is the Republican party’s middle name, as everyone knows.

(This would be the prefect time for one of these.)