FINE! If you’re willing to imitate me, I’m willing to post two pictures of you on my tumblr in the same day. However, I’m going to point out something in you that I’ve also noticed in myself (which apparently and fortunately doesn’t show up in photos just yet). Are our brows permanently furrowed? Mine sure fucking is! It’s enough to make a man want to grow a set of bangs, I tell ya.
I just gave myself a super dyke-y mullet haircut ‘cause I don’t give a fuck.
Also, I hate when I wear a hat and my hair wings out at the sides. I hate it enough to give myself a dyke-y mullet.
Also, I’m on the phone.
Also, the shirtless pics are totally gonna become a new meme. Right, Chuck?




