Is Barack Obama the Antichrist?

Of course not! But we’re still going to devote a bunch of time to talking about it because, seriously, Google it. So many people are talking about it. Over a million! Obviously we’d never actually say he’s the Antichrist, but we’ll just say that some say he is, which is all it takes to make something newsworthy! Which is also why we’re devoting this next segment to wondering: Is John McCain… gay? Seriously you guys, Google it! There are almost ten million results when you search “McCain Gay”. Of course he’s married, so we can assume he’s not gay, but who are we to argue with ten million?? What a fag!